Ted: Let's start in 5!

Unnamed Character: We're all set, Ted. Let's hope all goes smoothly.

Ted: We, you're finally here!

We: Well, I'm not late, am I?

We: My book is about the power of storytelling...

Ted: Your theories are absurd, We!

We: You're not getting the point, Ted!

Unnamed Character: Guys, quiet down! The mics are picking up everything!